If plumbers used social media like Realtors do

I often find it amusing that many in the real estate profession use social media as a way to promote themselves and their work.  It got me wondering what if plumbers used social media the same way some Realtors do.  Maybe it would go something like this:

Wow, what a busy month!  I've had two lines snaked, 14 toilet installs, one septic back up and several firm deals to move along.  When you need a great plumber, just call!

Just installed!!  This unique double toilet was just installed!  Do you have need for a great and leading edge plumber?  Call me!

Is your toilet in a slump?  Might staging be right for you?  Sometimes by eliminating clutter around the biffy, the biffy looks bigger.  Call me when you need the right staging ideas!

Do you have an extended family?  Tired of standing in lines?  Call the plumbing who is an expert on strata toilets!  You won't even have to landscape with this low maintenance design.

 



Here is a testimonial from more satisfied customers:

Until we met this plumber we thought all plumbers were only in it for themselves.  But we found a friend in you.  Your recommendations for just the right toilet tissue have helped us beyond measure.  We will not hesitate to recommend you to all of our friends!